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Dear creepy mofos of Ottawa,
If I am on the bus wearing my sunglasses, have my headphones in my...
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Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find...
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my new job is in a retirement home, and this is a sight i see everyday.
couples who have been together for ever, and are still as in love as they ever were.
it gives me so much hope.
first day off in forever (following 4 consecutive days of 11.5 hour shifts) and work tries to call me in at 8.30 in the morning…
fucked if they think i’m coming in..
“Women do deserve better,
women deserve CHOICE”
gives me shivers every time, one of my favourite youtube videos ever.
that a single piece of technology in my entire life of being hated by technology, has hated me as much as this FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER.
i’m going to smash it against the wall in a hot second. it’s driving me batshit insane.
you know that little voice in your head that tells you when something is probably a bad idea?
the one that pipes up when you’re about to hook up with someone after a night out of drinking?
mine seems to be taking a break from saying “bad idea” and seems to be going with “fuck it! why not?” instead
i’m on a rampage lately, it’s insane. i need to rein in my vagina..
creepiest thing to happen to anyone. ever. i dare you to tell me something creepier.
- me: *standing at the streetcar stop, minding my own business waiting for the streetcar that's arriving in three minutes*
- creepy motherfucker: *creeps up to the stop, looking homeless* Hi
- me: ..hi
- cmofo: what size are your feet?
- me: ummmm, 7, 7 and a half
- cmofo: they look really good in those shoes
- me: thanks, they're my roommates, i think they're a little too big
- cmofo: no no, they look good.
- me: thanks....
- awkward silence
- cmofo: would you mind if i licked them?
- me: ummmmmmmmmmmm....... i would prefer if you didn't
- cmofo: why? do you have a boyfriend
- me: yes. (no)
- cmofo: oh okay, that's cool, it's just a really personal, important thing to me.
- me: *on the phone, texting my roommate what this creep just asked me, as i'm not paying attention*
- cmofo: (to himself) i'm just going to go for it
- CMOFO ATTEMPTS TO GET ON HIS KNEES AND LICK MY FEET
- me: nonononononononono. *hopping away*
- cmofo: where you going?
- me: to a party. people know i'm coming.
- cmofo: cool.. is your boyfriend gonna be there?
- me: yes. he knows i'm on my way.
- awkward fucking silence
- cmofo: so i've had a few gay experiences lately.
- me: ..........
- cmofo: do you find when guys finish in your mouth, it tastes awful?
- me: .............
- streetcar pulls up to the stop
- cmofo: okay, have a good night! *walks away from streetcar stop*
- HE WASN'T EVEN WAITING FOR THE STREETCAR
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Step 1: In a new tab, google “rainy mood”, click the first link
Step 2: Hit play on this playlist
12 amazing songs that sound even better with rain.
Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers
“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tom Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son. He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots. Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…
… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks. Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.
clearly the most fantastic thing about this is that this kid’s parents didn’t ask if he could sit on loki’s shoulders, loki asked if he could put him up there.
you trickster, you.
(via chrissiegee)
